Overheard at the Porter's...
Me: "Remember guys, how many things can I do at once?" Cameron: "Just one...but if you were General Grievous you could do FOUR!" **************** Me noticing a pair of shorts on the hallway floor that looks suspiciously like it has pee all over it. "Hey boys, whose shorts are those?" Ben: "Those are Jackson's and there's pee all over them!" Jack: Quick to defend himself. "Yeah Mom, but it's not my pee! Ben peed all over them!" ?? Ben: "Yeah, but only because Jack peed on me first!" ?!?! Me: "Wait. So, Jackson, you peed on Benson and then Benson, you peed on Jackson?" Looking around for a crime scene and noticing the bathroom floor rug has a wiz line on it. Whew. At least it was in the bathroom. Needless to say, those two no longer use the bathroom at the same time. ***************** Sitting with the boys in the pew at church I over hear Ben in a loud whisper: ...